We feature a lot of jokes for kids here on LaffGaff, and we do try to keep our jokes clean and inoffensive most of the time! That said, we thought it was time we presented some funny jokes for adults too. What were you thinking?
Luckily for us, there's a company called Pixar who keeps turning out many, if not all, amazing, wonderful films for kids and adults alike. There's great characters, beautiful scenery, and a plot that works for both kids and kids at heart. Due to this, Pixar knows you are watching, and rewards you for it.
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. What do you get when you do that?
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.
It's not too early to spread some Christmas cheer, just ask these 14 people who practically didn't even wait until Thanksgiving was over to flood their feeds with intense holiday spirit. And even if you're not a huge fan of Christmas, here is something other than Christmas carol music ugh that'll make this year's holidays a little lighter. Whether you can't wait to share Christmas humor with your adult friends or are drunk from Christmas dinner and want some Santa jokes, Christmas jokes, or dirty holiday jokes to pass around the table, we've got you covered with these 29 jokes that are pretty much PG
We have made a list of funny jokes that will make you laugh out loud, strictly for adults only. We have all kinds of dirty adult jokes and some can be really offensive, nevertheless, we have made a compilation of some dirty jokes full of humour to amuse your dirty mindset. Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
Not all jokes are meant for kids, that is why we have specifically listed these jokes for adults. Just make sure the kids are not around while you go through them. But of course the jokes are very funny, so you might not be able to control your laughter.
The world of children's movies can be a bit of a strange place. We've delved into a number of different avenues in the past when it comes to hidden messages, secrets, and scandals, whether they come from Disney movies or something else altogether. What we've uncovered has at times been surprising, to say the least, but it would seem we were only at the tip of the iceberg, and as we continue to chip away, more and more starts to be revealed. Here, we're taking a look at 25 adult jokes in Dreamworks movies that will have gone straight over your head during your first time watching!
The material that is presented here is for adults only. If you have not reached the age of majority, close it immediately, please! Well, honestly, we understand that it is too interesting for you, our dear readers, to leave this page just because of your age.